Staff Spotlight! Robert Flynn

Name: Robert Flynn

Title: Administrative Coordinator, Performance & Composition and Theory

What he does: Robert works mainly with the faculty in the performance and composition/theory areas to coordinate recitals, update information, and maintain records.

Come see him if you need a form for your recital. Robert is also excellent at hunting down answers about requirements and policy. Or you could also check in with him if you need a pen.

What is the craziest thing you've ever done?
Recently baked bread with fun-dip instead of sugar.

Staff Spotlight! Margaret Rowley

Name: Margaret Rowley

Title: Senior Staff Assistant, Admissions & Student Services

What she does: Margaret answers the phone and (wo)mans the front desk of the School of Music, so she is a good first stop for any questions or issues. If she can't solve your problem, she probably knows who can.

Come see her if you need a WebReg code (important!), you have difficulty registering for classes, you need a quick signature on a CPT form, you have a question and don't know where to go, or if you just want to chat with a fellow music-maker.

What is her favorite office machine? RICOH the copier, obviously. He prints, copies, scans, collates, and staples (when he feels like it). He sometimes works so well that she can almost forgive him for breaking down so often.

Staff Spotlight! Andy Chae

Name: Andy Chae

Title: Admissions Coordinator

What he does: He helps with the operations of admission auditions. In addition, he recruits prospective students in various parts of the country and helps to assist applicants with any questions they have about applying and/or auditioning for BU School of Music. 

Come see him if: You're interested in applying to another program within the School of Music (for example, if you're about to complete your BM and want to apply to the MM program at BU).

Fun fact: He tries to eat at least one Haagen Dazs Chocolate Almond Ice Cream bar a week.

Staff Spotlight! Beth Barefoot

Name: Beth Barefoot

Title: Administrative Assistant to the Director

What she does: She supports the Director of the School of Music, handling as many of his administrative tasks as she can, allowing him more time to focus on issues that only the Director can address.  Her familiarity with the faculty and staff of the SOM and CFA is useful in helping students find answers or resolutions to unusual or difficult situations when other attempts may not have succeeded.

Come see her if: You have exhausted all other possibilities!

Fun fact: She is the world's youngest (and, we think, funnest [is that a word?]) grandma! Ask her about her amazingly cute grandson, Booker.

New And Updated! Apartment Hunting in Boston, Volume II

Welcome to Volume II of TRUE (and slightly embellished) STORIES ABOUT BOSTON APARTMENTS! Since many of you are likely starting to think about accommodations, we thought we'd bring up a few pertinent conversations.

STORY 1: We Are The Makers of Music
Once upon a time, an enterprising flute player inquired about a lovely, two-bedroom apartment in an ideal location. The owner of the apartment responded to her inquiry by calling her the next day. "I Googled you," said the owner, accusingly. "You're a musician." The flute player responded with somewhat shocked silence. "We can't rent to musicians, even if you never practice in the apartment," continued the owner. "Too many noise violations."
"Fine," thought the flute player. "I will look elsewhere."
So she did.
And she found a big apartment in an even better neighborhood, where the upstairs neighbors play guitar and are fond of music in the home.

House plus Piano equals FUN!

Lesson: Don't lose hope! While some landlords don't want musicians in their buildings, period, this isn't the case for all of them.
In our experience, the best bets are to
a) move into a bedroom in an apartment where there are already musicians living.
b) move into a large building rented by a company so huge that they won't care if you are a musician.
c) don't say anything, and keep your practicing at school.
Obviously all of this gets more complicated if you have a piano, but there are many, many situations where moving a piano into an apartment is just fine, and the neighbors love it.


STORY 2: Steps to the Green Line

*This is not at all what Boston looks like.

Long ago and far away, a BU graduate student was looking for an apartment with easy public transit to BU. Lo and behold, she came across a Craigslist ad for an apartment just "steps from the Green Line!" She immediately called a realtor, and the next day was off to see the apartment. Unfortunately, while lovely, the apartment was approximately 2,134,680 steps from the Green Line, which the graduate student considered to be TOO MANY steps.

Lesson: Ask your Realtor/landlord to point out the bus or train stop to you while you are looking at the apartment. If you are attending BU, you will likely be looking for an apartment on the B-Line of the Green Line subway. Keep in mind, however, that there are bus routes that also run directly to BU from Brighton and parts of Watertown. Apartments in these neighborhoods can be slightly more cost-effective, and the transportation can be just as fast (or faster).

STORY 3: Defining Terms
Once a young graduate student was beginning his apartment hunt. He called a realtor to get the process started.
"Great, what neighborhood would you like," said the Realtor.

So many questions!

"Uhh," said the young graduate student.
"Well... how many bedrooms?" asked the Realtor.
"Some?" said the young graduate student.
The Realtor paused in confusion. "Do you have any pets?" she finally asked.
"Mm... maybe?" said the young graduate student.

Lesson: Know what you want. Define your apartment hunt. Write some questions down, and answer them: How much time do you have to look for an apartment? Is your move-in date flexible? What is your budget? Do you want to live alone or with others? Are there any make-or-break considerations? Do you want a porch? Do you want utilities included (and does this affect budget)? Are you bringing a furry friend?

Once you have decided what is most important to you, you can structure your apartment hunt much more effectively. If budget is most important, things like space or location can be more flexible. If location is a must, maybe your move-in date can shift slightly.

New And Updated! Apartment Hunting in Boston, Volume I: Finding A Place To Sleep At Night

Boston is a great city, and a great place to live. One of the things that makes it so amazing is all the people who move to Boston because it's such a great place to live. The downside to this wondrous bank of shiny new friends is that moving to Boston can be a nightmare. While one blog post can't totally alleviate the difficulties, we have tried to provide some useful tips to help ease the process. Welcome to Volume I of Apartment Hunting in Boston: Finding A Place To Sleep At Night.

Hunting for an apartment in Boston is tough. If you are a musician, your livelihood can add another layer of complexity to the search. For the student new to Boston, here are a few stories (and lessons!) to help with your apartment search.


STORY 1: DON'T BANK ON IT
There once was a bright and beautiful apartment with two (TWO!) living rooms. The owners seemed a little cagey about the cost of utilities, though, and when you mention bank account numbers for your security deposit, they comment that "we don't really do that. We'll just keep the deposit and return it to you when you move out."

Lesson: Know your legal rights. Boston landlords are required by law to put your security deposit into a savings account which accrues interest. That way, your deposit can be returned to you along with the interest if the apartment is in good shape when you move out. This is for the protection of the tenant. If the landlord will not be putting your security deposit into a separate, interest-accruing account, this is a definite red flag. Massachusetts has different rental laws than other parts of the country. Read up on your legalities to help you as you apartment hunt, and watch out for people who might not be renting legally.

STORY 2: FEE FI FO FUM
Once upon a time, there was a beautiful apartment with a lakeview, and it didn't even smell weird. There were no clumps of dog hair under the radiator, and no Insane Clown Posse blaring from next door. The Realtor says, with a twinkle in his eye, "this apartment is full-fee."

Lesson: What even IS a fee?! In Boston, if you use a Realtor to hunt for your new apartment, you may be charged a fee. The fee essentially pays the Realtor for the work that she/he does for you, and is usually equal to one month's rent. Sometimes the landlord will cover half (or even three-quarters!) of the fee, particularly if the rental date is quickly approaching, or if the apartment is in less-than-ideal shape. The best way to pay no fee is to look for an apartment rented by the landlord her/himself. This makes the search much more difficult, but it might be preferable to paying the fee. You can use Craigslist to filter out search results. If you want to avoid paying a fee, you will likely need to look every day (multiple times) and email or call right away if you see something you love.

STORY 3: I'M ON FIRE (Not really)
In a faraway land (Brookline), in a faraway time (last week), a beautiful apartment was rented to a magical prince. Even though the apartment had major benefits, like windows, floors, and a working refrigerator, there was one thing that made the apartment better and more wonderful than every other apartment the magical prince had ever seen: Heat Included.

Lesson: Some apartments in Boston, especially if they are managed by a large company or are in a large building, include heat and/or hot water in the rent. This seems completely useless as you are moving your sweaty self into the place in August, but in February, when there are icicles forming on your fingertips, you will love it! Be sure to check which utilities are included before you sign a lease to avoid any surprises.

Spring Is Here (Almost); Hurray!

As we all know, Boston has received (almost) record amounts of snow this spring not-spring. We would like to smugly suggest that we were reasonably prepared for such an occasion.

The amount of snow obviously caused difficulties with things like going to school, life, getting places, eating, and being a human. While it was really hard to exist with all the white stuff falling from the sky all the time, there were a few things that were facilitated by the vast amount of cloud dust:

1) Swimming practice.

Can't get to the pool? No problem!

2) Friendly interactions with neighbors.

Day 1

Day 21

3) No need to go to the gym!

No need for you, gym! I get enough of a workout walking everywhere because my bus isn't running!

4) Hilarious jokes in the newspapers!

... This is a joke, right? ... Right?!

Luckily, the sun is shining, birds are singing, and trains are angrily blaring their horns at pedestrians across from the CFA. Here are some awesome things to check out whilst the weather is nicer than it has been (and let's face it, we are REALLY appreciative of basic things like being able to get to parking meters and not having to climb Mount Snow-manjaro to get to an intersection):


1) Visit the Boston Common.
This historic park is probably pretty familiar to all of you, but did you know that it's housed the British army, an execution after a witch trial, and a major Vietnam protest?


2) Take the T.
The MBTA is back up and running! Also, they have announced 15% fare discounts in May, and a FREE RIDE DAY in April!


3) Get bubble tea in Allston.
This bubble tea is, in our opinion, totally 100% worth walking to Harvard Ave. Drink it in the sun!


4) Go to Cold Stone.
10 out of 10 Andy Chaes in the School of Music office prefer Cold Stone.


What are you doing this spring? How are you replenishing your requisite Vitamin D deposits?

Music Music All The Time: Summer Music Festivals All In One Not-Boring List!

Okay, we know that it's only Autumn, that wondrous season where the trees are naked, drizzly and depressing days become the norm, and Daylight Savings ensures that we are suddenly catapulted into complete darkness at 4:00 PM.

Well, good news! It's time to think about summer music festivals! Now you can bask in the thoughts of warm, music-ey comfort that a gorgeous summer festival affords, the hours of peaceful practice while a gentle breeze wafts the edges of the delicate pages of your Khachaturian concerto. And you can think all these thoughts while you make your audition recordings in the dark.

The University of Houston's Texas Music Festival provides all applicants with a scholarship covering tuition, room, and board (valued at $4,000)... so... that's awesome. This festival is open to ages 18-30.

Domaine Forget in Quebec has a number of sessions throughout the summer. Information will be up on their website by the end of November.

The Brevard Music Festival in North Carolina offers a number of programs for college and high-school. The age limit is 29, and specific programs include Orchestral Studies, Collaborative Piano, and Composition.

But what about those of us who are, shall we say, more seasoned? More life-experienced? Old?

This wine tastes like musical
maturity, with slight notes
of a mix CD from 2001.

Dig, if you will, Yellow Barn in Putney, Vermont. With no upward age limit, this small festival is open to individuals and pre-formed ensembles; So Percussion and eighth blackbird are alumni ensembles. Boston auditions are January 28-30.

Round Top is another option with only a minimum age limit: participants must be born before December 31, 1997. This orchestrally-based festival also provides full-tuition scholarships to all participants, so the fee is minimal.

The Aspen Music Festival in Colorado only has minimum age limits as well. This large program offers chamber music, orchestra, and opera theater.

Bowdoin International Music Festival in Maine has 6-week and 3-week sessions, and no upper age limit. Pre-formed chamber ensembles are also invited to apply.

You mean... I GET money
to take lessons?!

"Okay," we hear you say. "What about those of us who are legit broke and cannot handle any fees of any kind?"

Might we suggest working for, rather than attending, a festival? Here is a short list of festivals that hire staff:

Interlochen Arts Camp in northern Michigan hires a full staff, from waterfront, counselors, production, front-of-house, and box office, to more specialized positions like collaborative piano, instructor of yoga, and kiln technician. Summer employees can study with faculty and perform on staff recitals.

Blue Lake Fine Arts Camp, also in Michigan, hires staff for the summer. They also have a number of advanced graduate students serving as faculty. Staff and faculty play in a number of large, small, and jazz ensembles.

Boston University's own Tanglewood Institute has not only a number of RA positions open to college students who have finished their sophomore year (and older!), but institutes that are open to students until age 20. There are also paid internships available. Students can study with faculty, time permitting, and enjoy the Berkshires (a significant perk!).

Anybody out there enjoyed any of these festivals? Any that we should add to the list?

STRESS SERIES!: Experiment Number One: Throwing a Party

This week, to combat the slow, sneaky stress of the mid-semester stretch, we decided to throw a Halloween party. Why? Because Halloween is so awesome. Who is we? The Royal We. What is going on again?! A party.

Normally at the end of the week, we are basically non-functional.

Figure 1: Non-function.

The idea of throwing a party was daunting at best, and at worst caused our brains to explode. However, we bravely soldiered on with digging the box of Halloween goodies out of the basement and Googling "snarky costumes lol."

Half-way through decorating, we were hit with the tired stick (otherwise known as the "WHAT AM I DOING I HAVE TO STUDY!!!!!!11!!" stick") and ended up taking a twenty-minute coma nap under a cat.

Figure 2: Cat Nap is Incomplete Without Cat

This actually was an excellent idea and left us feeling very relaxed. Cat also seemed to enjoy it.

One stressful and perennial fear is that we will take Halloween more seriously than others. This manifests itself by involved costumes containing a large volume of fake blood, capes, and other props. While it seems like an awesome idea, it is awkward to be the only one at a party who looks thus.

Well. This is awkward.

So we spent some time coming up with a costume made up of one piece of paper that we could take off if necessary (IE, if we were the only ones in costume). We then spent some time making gross food (gross both because of the way it looked and because of the amount of butter present).

It's a HAND-MADE CAKE!!! Get it??!

Finally, we decorated the heck out of the apartment. Spiderwebs everywhere.

I... don't know how to feel.

The party came and went with plentiful food, fun, and ease. Clean-up only took about twenty minutes, and we filled the dishwasher ONLY ONCE (the true definition of a successful party).

While we were worried about costumes and decor, and while making food for an undetermined amount of people was a little difficult, we found this event to actually be moderately de-stressing.

DE-STRESS SCORE: 6/10

Surprisingly, after we were done cleaning up and had had a good night's sleep, we were refreshed because the party broke up the monotony of the weekly homework routine. It was nice to prioritize hanging out with friends, eating nasty, buttery food, and putting spiderwebs on the cat.

I'm still here.

We would definitely recommend taking a break to spend time with friends during this crazy season. Lucky for you, Halloween isn't over! Grab a vat of fake blood and enjoy the most wonderful season of the year.

And Now for a Non-Musical Interlude: STRESS! and How (and Why) You Should Care

So we are quickly hurtling toward the end of the semester and you feel stressed.

Big deal. Everyone is stressed. 

WHY IS EVERYTHING RED?!

Okay, maybe yes, everyone IS stressed. But stress is not good for our bodies or brains, both of which we need to play musical instruments. This article says the following scary things:

- 75%-90% of all visits to the doctor's office are for stress-related complaints.
- Stress costs American industry more than $300 billion annually. That is enough to pay off EVEN OUR student loans.
- 43% of all adults suffer adverse health affects from stress.

So it seems fairly clear that this is bad. But WHAT KINDS of bad things happen from stress?

Short-term stress.

Annoying, and kind of no big deal. BUT, over time, stress can have long-lasting and unpleasant effects.

Long-term stress, :-(

Yuck. Does not want.

A number of questions arise when we realize how bad stress is: how can we stop the inevitable? Can we avoid stress? How can we not panic when we have so much STUFF to do and practice for and write about?

Even THIS could be stressful (if you sunburn easily)

We'll be making a stab at some stress-busting case studies over the next months, where we will implement the following three steps:

1. Find a thing that is supposed to be a de-stressor.
2. Do that thing.
3. Think critically about its impact on our selves. Blog about it.

Stay tuned! And in the meantime, let us know if you do anything in particular to de-stress!

Handy Ways To Not Be Injured Safely On A Bike

We all know that city biking is a rewarding and wonderful way to get around, not to mention that in many cases it is also faster than other modes of public transportation (*cough* the green line *cough*). It is also, however, a dangerous undertaking. Here are some tips to stay safe on your bike this summer and throughout the school year.

1. BUY A HELMET. Riding without a helmet is so dangerous, you guys. Musicians need our heads (and faces, and brains) so protect them with a GOOD, HIGH-QUALITY helmet. Don't buy a used helmet; cracks can be invisible but significantly impact the quality of the helmet.

Where to buy a helmet? Here, here, or here. How to buy a helmet? By exchanging money for goods and services. Why should you spend money on a good helmet? Because of the brain thing previously mentioned. Will you look like a dork in your helmet? No.

The following picture illustrates how good you will look in your helmet:

2. Keep a constant eye on the right. If you bike in the bike lanes (WHICH YOU SHOULD) you will notice that cars, busses, and other sundry traffic pass through the bike lane. One particular hazard is opening car doors, as shown below:

3. Ride at the same speed as traffic. If you are riding faster than traffic, there is a chance that a car could miss you, cut over quickly, and cause an accident. As tempting as it is, don't speed past the poor, unfortunate cars stuck in traffic.

NO.

4. DO obey all traffic signs, lights, and signals. Bicycles are moving vehicles on the road and are therefore subject to all the same regulations and rules as cars. This also means that you can act all snooty when people tell you that you should bike on the sidewalk. Which you shouldn't.

Also, police have been pulling people over for riding unsafely. So, you don't even wanna mess with that.

5. Get a bike light! Ideally, these lights should be able to be solid or flashing, and white for the front of your bike with red on the back.

May your bike light reflect your own personal radiance.

The reason for the bike light is two-fold: first, you need to see at night. Sometimes streets are dark and you don't want to ride over (or into) something unpleasant. Second, cars need to see YOU. A light goes a long way toward preventing this:

Obviously this is just a basic guide for biking in Boston. For more information, or to get involved with bike activism in Boston, you can visit the Boston Cyclists Union, where you can sign a petition for protected bikeways on Commonwealth Ave., sign up to volunteer, and take a class on things like winterizing your bike.

Just remember, even though riding a bike is awesome, taking proper safety measures makes us EVEN COOLER. What do you do to stay safe on the roads?

Getting Involved With The Community: BU ArtsOutreach!

Performance anxiety
and wobbly notes.
#woodwindproblems

We all know that music has the power to elevate us out of our current situations, change our mindsets, and lift our spirits. It can also move us profoundly and deeply. That's why we became musicians. Sharing the gift, however, is another story- if you're like we are, you sometimes feel that you perform only for people who are silently judging you, or who wish they could be at home watching Orange Is The New Black instead of listening to your Mozart concerto. You worked hard on that concerto. They could at least show a little enthusiasm for your historically accurate interpretation.

But sometimes playing out in the community can be the answer to these dreadful woes. Sometimes it's a relief to play for people who aren't also extremely high-level on your instrument, or who aren't musicians at all. Sometimes it's nice to get your feet on the ground and play for the audience music was meant for: human beings.

BU ArtsOutreach is a great program in which you can play music for patients in lobbies, foyers, pediatrics, geriatrics, surgical ward, adult outpatient, and trauma units at the BU Medical Campus. In other words, this program connects musicians with those who might need us the most: those under tremendous amounts of stress. 

YAY! EXTRA PERFORMANCE
OPPORTUNITIES!!

Do you wish you had more performing opportunities? Do you struggle with performance anxiety? Do you love to play Yanni music but your teacher won't let you put it on your recital? BU ArtsOutreach can help with these issues as well! Think of it as an extra opportunity to perform for people who are excited about hearing you play.

Who can play? Solo instruments or chamber groups. 

How do I get there? The B.U.S. will drive you to the Medical Campus FOR FREE. 

How do I sign up? Email Courtney Miller at BuArtsoutreach@gmail.com. 

Do I have to lug my music stand across town? No. You'll be provided with one there.

If you've already wondered how to get started performing in the community, and especially if Boston is new to you, this is an easy and wonderful way to get integrated into your new hometown. Not only will you be providing patients and staff at the BU Medical Campus with a sonic experience and good memories, but you'll also be giving yourself the gift of performing for people who need your music.

And Now for a Non-Musical Interlude: REGISTER YOUR STUFF!

Greetings, incoming Bostonites! As many of you know, biking is one of the fastest, awesomest, and most exercise-y ways to get around the city. It's important to remember, especially when you bike a long way, to lock up your bike properly (with a U-lock running through both the wheel and the body of the bike). BUT (and this is exciting), you can also REGISTER YOUR BIKE with the BU police department (and/or Parking & Transportation Services). This is important because if your bike did get stolen, the police would already have a record of the make and model, plus important identifying information like a serial number.

ALSO, you can REGISTER YOUR LAPTOP! According to the police department at BU, theft is the most-reported crime on campus, and laptop and electronic theft is a big part of that. So you can do a few things to safeguard yourself:

1. Don't leave your laptop alone.
2. Don't leave your laptop alone.
3. Register your laptop with the police department.
4. Don't (ever) leave your laptop alone.

Registering your stuff is a great mini-task at the beginning of the school year, when organization is at its peak. We are looking forward to a safe start to the semester, for both us AND our stuff!

And Now for a Non-Musical Public Service Announcement: Mice in the Practice Rooms (And Allston Rats)

Remember all the awesome things about Allston? All the sushi restaurants and proximity to BU and interesting, under-30 people living there? Remember how Aerosmith wrote their first song in their apartment on Comm Ave? Remember the rich history of comedians and actors who spent their student years in this wondrous neighborhood? Well, Allston has rats. (To be fair, so does Back Bay.)

This is a dramatic re-enactment.

Rats, like most living things, eat food. They tend to like food that people leave lying around, like in a dumpster or on the street. That is why rats tend to hang around in alleys. Eventually the rats eating the food begin to multiply, which can be expressed in the following mathematical equation:

Rat plus hamburger equals two rats. Or, less literally, rat plus food equals rats everywhere.

As the rats multiply, they eventually start to take over the human population. The good news? Rats mostly live outside. The same cannot be said for mice.

Don't be fooled by the cuteness.

The domicile of mice, particularly in the winter, is indoors where they can eat dropped crumbs from unsuspecting humans and partake in the free heat. The problem is that because mice live indoors, the threat is more immediate than that of a rat. In other words, when mice live in the practice rooms in the basement of the CFA, they leave droppings and generally create an unsanitary space reminiscent of that of the Allston rat. This can be expressed thusly:

Mouse plus CFA equals Allston rat.

This isn't the end of this dark equation, however. The real truth is that an indoor space acts, for mice, the same as dumpster food for rats.

Obviously the mice need a little help from us, however. Eating in the practice room and dropping crumbs is a fast and simple way to make sure that the entire building fills with mice. This is good for exactly nobody, including the practice room eater. It is worst, though, for the student who doesn't eat in the practice room, and just wants to have a nice, focused practice session free from rodent interruptions.

Here is a time-lapse of the worst-case scenario:

DAY 1

DAY 2

DAY 3

But wait! There is good news! Eating in the student lounge, where there are tables and open space that is vacuumed regularly, is an excellent way to avoid the Practice Room Mouse. The start of a new school year is a wonderful time to introduce habits into our daily routines. This year, let's eat in the lounge, with friends (instead of in the practice room, with mice).

And Now for a Non-Musical Interlude: The Remedy for the Common Cold That Won't Quit

The first year in a new place is always a treacherous time for airborne illnesses, even during the summer. A new environment brings new germs, among which lurks the common cold. A virus (and therefore not treatable by antibiotics unless there is a secondary infection) with over 200 strains, the common cold can knock wind- and brass-players off their feet for weeks, and can be especially devastating for vocalists. And obviously, while other instrumentalists may not play with their faces, feeling crummy is never positive for a practice routine.

The best cure for the common cold is rest and relaxation. The second-best is, we believe, this ridiculous concoction.

Your version of this will likely be pulpier.

You will need:
1 high-powered blender
1 strainer
1 mug
1 stove with pot, or microwave
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1 cup apple juice (water will work in a pinch)
1 whole lemon
1 one-inch piece of fresh ginger, peeled
1 pinch of cayenne pepper
1 tablespoon of honey

Now, this is going to sound crazy. Cut the lemon in quarters and throw it in the blender without peeling or removing the seeds. Add the rest of the ingredients except for the honey, put the top on, and blend until it's nice and liquid-looking in there. In reality, there will probably be a lot of pulp.

Put your strainer over your mug or small stove-top pot, and slowly pour your mixture through. If your outcome is anything like mine, you will have to push the final bits of stuff with a spoon to get it to yield all of its healing goodness. Then, either warm the mixture on your stove, or microwave until it's steamy. Stir in the honey.
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This mixture is full of Vitamin C, thanks to the lemon. And thanks to the cayenne pepper, it will sometimes leave unfortunate sinuses able to breathe for the first time in days. It takes a while to drink, but since this is the Chuck Norris of beverages, one would expect that it can't be quickly downed.

Do you have a never-fail remedy for the common cold?

And Now for a Non-Musical Interlude: How To Stay Properly Warm in Winter

Who Took This Awesome Picture?

Please answer "yes" or "no" to the following questions:
1. Is there a need for shoes that are not flip-flops?
2. Do you get enough Vitamin D?
3. Would you, if you could, cozy up to a roaring fire mid-May?
4. Is it important to wear clothes lined with faux fur? 

Below are the correct answers for Boston:
1. Ten months out of the year, yes.
2. If by Vitamin D you mean Doritos, then yes.
3. There are times that, yes, I would. And I'm not ashamed.
4. I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you through my fuzzy hat.

If your answers are different, you might need to know How To Stay Properly Warm in Winter.

 1. Buy a proper coat. We aren't talking waterproof-but-uninsulated. We aren't even talking waist-length. Anything that could, in any context, be described as a "jacket" will not cut it. We need high-tech, insulation-filled, waterproof, knee-length, hooded coat. To save money, you can buy a real winter coat either a) in a warm climate (they are cheap where nobody needs them!) or b) in the off-season (summer sales!). As painful as it is to try on coats in June, just think about the angst you will save yourself in November when it starts rain-sleet-hailing. "But," you protest, "why should I buy a huge coat when I will only need it for a month or so?" HA! we say. This year, we were still wearing our coats in June.

2. Buy proper boots. Again, cute will not cut it. At a minimum, boots should be waterproofed and hit above the ankle. Something big enough to accommodate pants is good as well, since it's very unpleasant to spend all day walking around school with soaked bottoms to your pants. "But guys," I hear you saying, "can't I just avoid the big puddles?" No. We can't really explain why, and honestly, we don't want to think about it since it's warm outside right now, but the puddles will find you, and they will soak you. Also: traction. If you can avoid the slow, embarrassing fall where you hit hard on one hip and then proceed to slide down a hill in full view of all your neighbors, you should.

3. Buy texting gloves. Admittedly, texting gloves are not usually the most awesome of gloves, but they serve one important feature: you can keep your gloves on as you, shivering, check to see when the bus is coming. Sometimes, this is such a wonderful thing you may have to wipe a tear from your eye before it freezes on your cheek. But keep your gloves on for that too.

4. Buy a hat. This is slightly more open to interpretation, but we can tell you that tightly woven hats with brims are great for keeping the heavy snow from blinding you.  It will keep your hair dry. It will keep you from flying into a rage-coma when a chunk of snow, wet and heavy, falls from the roof of a bus stop and onto your head.
Now don't get us wrong, winter in Boston is a beautiful thing, replete with outdoor ice-skating and idyllic hot-chocolate-sipping. But the best of winter is even better when you are properly attired.

The Musician's Guide to Avoiding Old-Timey Ailments: How To Not Get Rinderpest

Ahh, Rinderpest. The ancient scourge of cattle, domestic buffalo, and other even-toed ungulates. "But," we hear you say, "I'm a human." Well listen, even though this disease only affected animals, and was declared globally eradicated in 2011, there are still some valuable lessons we can apply to our lives.

1. Don't Lick the T. Okay, you probably wouldn't lick the T, that cozy train-space you share with 384,392 of your best friends on your daily commute. But if you think about it, holding onto the hand-rail or helping yourself into a seat and then eating with your bare hands is sort of akin to licking the doorknob. Rinderpest is spread through direct contact, and it doesn't get much more direct than saliva. We humans tend to hold onto things on the train to avoid falling over, unlike wildebeests who pretty much have it covered with four legs. So remember to wash your hands after riding the T, or after touching anything that seems particularly grimy, with soap and water.

Wildebeests don't need handrails.

2. Cover Your Cough. If there's one thing we know about Rinderpest, it's that it can rip through your nineteenth-century herd of longhorns like a warm knife through butter, and a large part of that is caused by air transmission. When you cough, it's best to do it into your elbow, where little Rinderpest particulate can't worm their way into the rest of the flock. Sneezing or coughing into your hand/hoof carries the risk that you will touch something else, or someone else, and spread the Rinderpest far and wide.

No, you guys, we just talked about this.

3. Don't Share Water. This little tip is also handy for avoiding other, less old-timey illnesses that tend to plague college students (some of which, like meningitis, are serious business). This is also where being human comes in handy, because, unlike antelope, we humans can mostly control our sources of potable water. Since human beings generally function better when hydrated, it's a good practice to start carrying around a reusable bottle with you; you can fill it up at the handy water fountains located all over the College of Fine Arts. And if someone asks you for water out of your own personal drinking vessel, just say "no thanks. I don't want to catch Rinderpest," and then give them the side-eye.

These practices will serve you well as you start the school year, particularly if you are moving from another geographical location, like a migrating giraffe. We all know that a new place means new germs, so although these three tips won't necessarily ensure that you won't get sick at all, they will pretty much guarantee that you won't get Rinderpest (although this is also thanks to Dr. Walter Plowright, who developed the vaccine).

And Now for a Non-Musical Interlude: An Illustrated Guide to the MBTA

Major benefit to living in Boston: an extensive public transportation system. The MBTA (or Massachusetts Bay Transportation Authority) is the classy way to travel. Affectionately known as the "T," this system includes buses, trains, and the commuter rail system (and maybe some boats. Or possibly spy cars.).  Navigating the T can be tricky, so below you will find a few tricks for the transit lines that are closest to BU.


The Green Line: This line runs directly in front of BU, so it is important. It's made up of a four-fingered claw-shaped amalgamation of four separate train lines (B, C, D, and E), which all converge close to the Kenmore stop and run up to Cambridge. It's helpful to imagine the Green Line as a Wizard of Oz-style witch hand:

Stylized Map of the Green Line

The B-line, in particular, has stops all along the BU campus, as shown.

The downside to BU's location is that it's difficult to get from one "finger" to another, because you have to take a train inbound to the "wrist," and then travel outbound back down the appropriate "finger/thumb." The good part is that the train runs all along BU's campus, so it's easy to travel from one part of campus to another. This is particularly nice in the winter.

It should be noted that Green Line stops are very close together, as compared to Red Line Stops, despite the MBTA's map making all stops look relatively equidistant.

MBTA Map

Reality (Distance in Human Steps)

The Green Line is made up of adorable trolley cars that emerge from underground and proceed to get stuck in traffic, behind pedestrians, and at red lights. The result is that it is often very rewarding to race the Green Line on your bike.

Despite the fact that this is arguably the most frustrating "subway" in the universe, it still deserves props because it is the heaviest-used light-rail line in the country, and also Boston's oldest subway (dating back to days when horses were apparently electrocuted).

The 57 Bus: This is a great alternative transportation option for those students who need to get to BU, but don't want to live in the densely-populated areas close to the B-line. The 57 bus runs the same route originally occupied by the now-defunct A-Line of the Green Line.  Depending on traffic, the 57 runs approximately every ten minutes (!!!!), with additional service during morning and evening rush hours. Like every bus commute, the 57 tends to be highly affected by weather, the mood of the bus driver, road conditions, the moon cycle, and other factors as shown below:

Monday Commute

Tuesday Commute

The best part of the 57 bus:

Other Important Info: Your Google Maps app will likely contain a button labeled "Transit." If you are looking at an area of Boston where the trains run, you can not only see the colored lines, but you can also plan a trip using public transportation on your app.

There are a number of MBTA Apps available, many of them for free. We can recommend MBTA Alerts for buses, but also suggest that you try apps to see which is the most accurate for your route.

Allow plenty of time for your commute, and bring music/reading/games/a book/knitting. This post only discussed one line and one bus, but there is a wealth of transit in Boston and we think you should explore it all!